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I took some photos of Jan in the very run-down car park in Burgess Hill. We were just getting into it, with there seeming to be nobody about, when a security guard came over to us. He said we couldn’t do that here – naked photos.

We asked why not and he said it was anti-social behaviour. We pointed out that it can’t be anti-social if there is noone around (other than him) and he said we couldn’t do it then.
We asked when we could do it and he said, when there is noone else around – then he said, looking at Jan, that the photos would look great – hey ho. We didn’t have the urge for a fight so left it and returned a few months later.
Anti-social behaviour 1
Not being able to choose colour or mono.









We returned a few months later and were not interupted this time.
Anti-Social Behaviour 2
Well, we didn’t break any of their rules. The Welcome sign was laying covered in dust and we were slightly disappointed we didn’t think about having Jan piss on it until we’d left.









What where the rules?

Sorry – nope.

