Saucy Tales

Saucy Tales of Spanks, Lace, all sorts and snails.

With my most frequent colaborator and subject of much of my work, Jan, I’ve started to create a series of more saucy, illustrated, tales. As gentle erotica, we consider these to be in the tradition of the under-the-counter, wrapped in brown paper, pamphlet of strange and unusual titilations.

At present, there are two stories – we’ll gradually add more. But, note that some of the content is only for people who are 18+

Mucin Garden – a study of the mollusc muscle – a foot that slides, smooth mucin drawn over labium oris and labia minora.


Mistress StarNymph – a true fantasy, a dressing, undressing, a thwak, spank and … ah…


This work is super good value, its sauce for the masses, but I don’t come close to covering my costs, so please do consider sending me a donation.